Welcome to Broken Heart Bay!!

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Have you been through hard times? Do you need to get away? Is it time that you treat yourself to some fun? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you need to come to Broken Heart Bay! We have many amazing features for you to check out!

Our Failure Forest is great for artists! You can dress up trees like humans and draw faces on them. We also, we have twigs that you can bend to make hair for your statues of failures. This is great for getting out unwanted anger!

Visit the Pasture and meet new people. Make friends, eat great food and just celebrate life! There are acres and acres of beautiful grass and flowers. Being surrounded by beautiful scenery will make you feel beautiful and free.

At Why, Oh Why Airport we have many restaurants offering comfort food to fill the soul. You name it, the chefs will make it. Come on down to the Caramel Café and try some of our delicious caramel. We have a stage where people can share their stories- good and bad.

At Broken Heart Bay, there are 3 minor islands: Cheater-ville, single shore, and Organ. Cheater-ville is a place to drop off those who have pushed you to the edge. There they will go through boot camp and live in a way you cannot imagine! All men will have to sleep on bumpy mattresses, find their own food, and survive in the wilderness. Single shore has large buildings for you to mix and mingle with new people. You can choose any type of date and choose anyone to go with you. We even have some celebrities that come out to chill with guests of the island. Organ is a very low- key island. You can hang out at the beach, hit the spa, or just relax in your condo. We do have a few games and activities for you to participate in. We have bingo on Mondays, board games on Tuesdays, Pool and poker on Wednesdays, and crafts on Saturdays.

Wow! What a great time! If you are a normal human being, I know what you’re thinking. “That sounds like a lot of fun and all, but, how expensive is it?” We are having a summer steal! Call or click today, and you can get ALL THIS for the very low price of $299.99!!! (800)-855-LIVE www.brokenheartgetaway.blogspot.com